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Car Drivers Quotes

A survey once said that families tend to enjoy conversations inside the car or while flying on cheap flights more than they enjoy the talks that take place over dinner. There's probably something inside the combo of moving car, driving dad or mom, and kids at the backseat that make people have a better mood while travelling, as sampled by the quotes below. Here is a collection of popular car driving quotes:

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"   (George Carlin)


"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'."   (Tommy Cooper)


"Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead."   (Mac McCleary)


"It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road."   (Author Unknown)


"The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit."   (Jason Love)


"The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it."   (Dudley Moore)


"Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work."   (Author Unknown)


"Life is too short for traffic."   (Dan Bellack)



If you know of any more similar lines send them into us and we will add them to this page!